88 Percent of Atheists . . .

. . . prefer hot weather over cold (as opposed to just 54 percent of the general population), according to the March 19th entry on correlated.org. And who says God won't answer an atheist's prayer?

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Aaron H. said…
Chuckle, chuckle.
April 7, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Becky said…
You're funny. :)
April 7, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Unknown said…
I'm just wierded out by the whole correlation website...
April 7, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Anonymous said…
Now that's a good one!
April 16, 2011 at 3:08 AM
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