Girls Gone Mild
As most of you know, I got into a bit of a scrape three weeks ago with a car while I was riding my bike. I'm going to skip over all of the details about how and where and why--you'll have to settle for what, as in what happened after I did a somersault five feet above the ground and skidded across the pavement. As the pictures show, it wasn't particularly pretty. I uncover these hitherto hidden bodily sores in order to satisfy requests for visual documentation of my vehicular beating, though the worst damage is certainly not visible (a cracked pelvis and bruised back that still prevents me from doing any heavy lifting). And as long as I'm in the spirit of disclosure and working to uncover the festering the festering sore spots that plagued me, let me praise and earnestly recommend another revealer of ugliness in the spirit of Doctrine and Covenants 123:12-14-- "For there are many yet on the earth among all sects, parties, and denominations, who are blinded by the ...